Kisah Biawak Gatal

From: Mohamad, Zai
Sent: Friday, 8 April 2011 9:29 AM
To: Jaafar, lili
Subject: umah jijah

Beb, plan kita ke umah jijah tu ON kan.. aku cadangkan lepas gaji lah yea.. leh kita beli hamper tuk anak dia.. kita share2 lah..30hb April hari sabtu

Apa kata kauuuuuuuuuu? Ko mintak izin shuk lah yea…

From: Jaafar, lili
Sent: Friday, April 08, 2011 10:26 AM
To: Mohamad, Zai
Subject: RE: umah jijah

Beb, aku baru balik Perlis ni..sroooooooooooooooooooooooot srooooooooooooottt, misi menyelamat membersih dan mengemas mangsa banjir. L

30 April yek, inysaAllah. ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.

Wah! pesanan…ye ye mintak izin shuk dulu of koz.

From: Mohamad, Zai
Sent: Friday, 8 April 2011 10:57 AM
To: Jaafar, lili
Subject: RE: umah jijah

Lerrrrr umah mak mertua ko kena banjir gak ke? ucapan simpati dari aku yea

1^st time ko buat keje2 menyelamat yea.. tiba2 jea perlis kena banjir kan… sebelum nie tak pernah pun perlis banjir.. sejak bumi nie meletup sana sini

Keadaan bumi msia pun dah tak stabil sgt..

Ok set!! 30 april.. aku mintak jijah masak2 lah tuk kita.. kurang ajar nyer kawan.. si jijah tu dlm pantang lagi zai oooooiiiii.. hahahaha

From: Jaafar, lili
Sent: Friday, April 08, 2011 11:07 AM
To: Mohamad, Zai
Subject: RE: umah jijah

Ha’a 1^st time aku misi menyelamat.. umah kat kangar tu dah kena banjir 2 kali. This is the 2^nd one.

Aku plak kejap2 Nampak ular, kejap kang Nampak biawak, Kerja aku cume jejerit sana jejerit sini wakakakaka.

orang lain relex je memancing..wakakakakak

From: Mohamad, Zai
Sent: Friday, 8 April 2011 11:30 AM
To: Jaafar, lili
Subject: RE: umah jijah

Wakakakakakakakaka.. hahahahahahahahaha… wakakakakakakakaka

sure ular n biawak tu buat dialog..

Ular : Biawak. Ada aweeekk baru lah.. tak pernah nampak pun

Biawak : Ah ah kan.. jom usha.. mana tau dpt phone #

Ular : ok aku gie dulu….. “Hi…Salam Perkenalan”

Lily : aaaarrrggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…. Aaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.. abanggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

Ular : apsal awek tu jerit… muka aku cam justin bieber apa….tak cukup ensem ke????

Biawak : takpa2 aku lak test.. muka aku cam merong mahawangsa.. macho sket dari justin bieber… “Ellooo.. sambik kenyit mata”

Lily : aaaarrrggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…. Aaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.. abanggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

Ular & biawak : jomlah kita chow… histeria lak awek tu.. takpa.. nanti kita berlakon citer RIO baru dia tergiler2 kan kita..

Wakakakakakkakakakakaka.. nyorokkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk….

Muahahaahahahaha

Sengal punya biawak. muahahaahaha

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